09 December, 2006

Polonium-210

Typical...Turns out that I might have been assasinated by the KGB...
Our naff nativity ;)
...(oh, here is our naff but perfect Christmas nativity btw, brought it down this morning and plugged it in, it plays about 30 seconds of two Christmas carols in a loop while the three wise men zoom around in a celebratory circle with a camel ;)

Anyway, back to the radiation poisoning - I was in the Millenium Hotel, in the Pine bar a couple of days after Mr Litvinenko decided it would be a nice place to hang out with his "friends"...All seven members of staff tested positive for it, the official line is that you are only in trouble if you were there on these certain couple of days, and risk is low regardless, but (if you look it up) this stuff has a half life of 22 YEARS, not 3 days...22 YEARS...and I ate and I drank there...*AND* the food was shit...

Anyway, I've done my duty and given in my urine sample...bah...wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't been feeling so poorly lately, my mind is starting to play tricks! :(

5 comments:

bigbluemeanie said...

Oh dear ... not very nice news. I suppose the glass with the poison ended up in the hotel dishwasher, Litvinenko's urine is also probably swilling around in the Thames too. Bastards.

Anonymous said...

Thats some whacky shit. Big Blue is spot on.

Anonymous said...

One plus is that you won't need lights on the tree, you will be glowing in the dark for the next few Christmases.

Unknown said...

Yes, got to look on the bright side I suppose Tommo! ;)

Still can't quite believe my luck though... >;(

Anonymous said...

Yeah, of all the places in London you could have been.