Silly Search Terms #12

Well despite thinking (in my last post on this subject) that the search engines had mysteriously improved, only sending relevant queries to my posts, it rather looks like their trousers have fallen back around their respective ankles over the last month or so!

So, rather unexpectedly, another selection of referrals from Google/Yahoo (et al) that didn't quite end up with a happy result upon finding themselves on one post or another on my blog -

"how many homes in uk are number 13" - probably one in every road in the country (at a guess)?

"dogging goring by sea" - Sorry, no idea...

"if a human touches me they are killed instantly" - Wow, how did that query end up here?

"hugh whittingstall chicken run ridiculous wrong posh boy" - Haha...urm...no! ;)

"what is the proper way to walk with crutches. which foot goes first, good one or bad one?" - Urm, I think the idea of crutches is that the bad foot doesn't have to touch down at all, however, I sympathise, it sucks being on crutches...poor searcher (pout+comforting nuzzle)...

"muddy fat german nudists" - *shudder*

"anticdote to methamphetamine" - Sorry, I have absolutely no idea, however, this does mean I probably mis-spelt antidote somewhere on the blog...whoops!

"saxonville sausage case solution" Eh?

"i would like to be cooked" - Well, following the theme, perhaps try some German websites?

"answering objections of homosexuals" - Sorry, not taking responsibility for that task...

"How tos steal street signs" - Do you really need a procedure note?

"the best of torquay housewives" - What is it with Torquay???

"accidents on dartmoor shooting ranges" - I didn't do it! I wasn't even there!

"how to do surgery on Karl Puccino in Amateur Surgeon" - Please...go to the hospital!

"How to cool ur panting dog" - Urm, pour some water on it? Give it a drink? Take it out of the sun?

"cheeky cherry cheese anamations (short)" - Sorry, I'm all out of Cheeky Cherry Cheese...

Previous silly search terms can be found here...