25 April, 2008

The Big Bang

So, after starting to blog, I've suddenly realised that within a week, I simply don't have the time to keep it up! But then, this could have something to do with me getting organised for the weekend?

I've spent most of my nights after work, simply sitting in the camper, unpacking and then repacking boxes, hiding the glass bottles and then writing lists of last minute things we shouldn't forget... It's very much like being a child again and playing house, I love it!

After a slight issue with the leisure battery last night, Colin is now ready to go... the fridge is on with the beer chilling, bed is made ready for us to fall into and all that is left on the list is to finish work, give Colin a nice big drink of petrol and then take cruise along with motorway to Santa pod. (hopefully we'll avoid a lot of the rush hour traffic as we won't set off till 7.00!)

And to think, in two weeks time - Fink and I will be on an aeroplane right now, flying to Mexico... Bring it on!

Fink's Links #12

Time for another slice of hot, tasty internet pie, this week it's cherry flavoured... ;)

A picture (not quite worthy of Banksy, but a nice try) entitled "Up here, silly"...

The incredible news report (archive) of the "Last flight from Da Lang (1975)"...

The result of the (now completed) "Polish postcard prank" that was up for auction on ebay a while ago... ;)

Some rather quirky coat-hangers...

Scans of article entitled "Automatic Food Cooker Runs by Exhaust Heat of Car" from 1930...mmmm...that lead-loaded texture! ;)

Telegraph news story including the line "His brother, a chef, claimed a layer of tomatoes was not the appropriate way to finish off a shepherd’s pie, and responded by hitting him over the head with a shovel"...

Load up the lunch box with a tasty The Bible Bar (which I imagine helps you work, rest and pray)... ;)

Guy builds a wooden rollercoaster in his back garden (with bonus video goodness)!

Very brave photographer take a snap (with huge zoom lens) of the long walk ahead of a Bomb disposal technician in Northern Ireland (during the troubles)...

Snoop with a blogger who somehow got hold of a backup of the network share used during the development of the unreleased sequel to infocoms hugely successful Hitchhikers Guide text adventure...lots of email snippets and even executable game code to play with, amazing stuff!

And finally, the sad attitude of the French when it comes to preserving some of their unique history (and I quote) "The RATP are not poets. They are a public transport company and committed to their renovation programme"...

Anyway, we'll leave the French to get on with it, previous links are here, more from the internets bulging pipes next week... ;)

24 April, 2008

Man with Open Arms, Canary Wharf

Man with Open Arms
I love this sculpture, it sums up so much about how I felt when I first came to work here (and indeed how I feel now), I think the original artist (Giles Penny) intended it to appear to be a direct appeal to heaven, but to me it just shouts out feelings of optimism, gratitude, excitement and limitless possibility...a fantastic piece of work in a fantastic location...

I'll take a shot that does it some justice when the weather is better...(sky is far too white today)... ;)

I might just go round and try and find some other sculptures around the place, I have seen about 15 or so just meandering, but I know for a fact that there are more, 40 in fact, just on my little "Canary Wharf" map - a good little project for those sunny summer lunchtimes to come perhaps...? ;)

23 April, 2008

Money in Mexico

Been doing a bit of research into currency in the land of the "Full Tamale" in advance of our epic trek in about 2 weeks time (we fly out on the 9th of May)...and quite the most important thing that has stood out thus far is the *extremely* common saying "No Hay Cambio" (or "There is no change" for the non-fluent Spanish speakers among us), apparently, even though the Bank of Mexico currently has 360 billion pesos in coins and notes in circulation, the visitor will soon get used to hearing this apology, whether it’s trying to use 50 pesos to pay for a 30-peso taxi journey, or 100 pesos note for a 20-peso bottle of water, and it's not only in this (almost understandable type of situation), it's even common at local shops, restaurants, and even at supermarket checkouts. Even if you *do* get change, from the sounds of things it's not uncommon for people *with* notes to hand you all your change in coins if you have a larger note to use and a small amount in your basket.

So, major tip number 1 - take plenty of small notes, walking around with a 500 peso note can be almost the same as walking around with no money at all. If you do find yourself in that unhappy position it's only worth trying to spend it in the largest of shops, and then saving all the change for other situations/tipping chamber maids etc.

The next thing I noticed is that there doesn't appear to be a lot of point in buying US Dollars for exchange in Mexico if your home currency is the Canadian Dollar, Pound Sterling, or the Euro (unless you can change completely commission free), exchanging these currencies directly into Mexican Pesos is extremely straightforward, as is using bank cards to take out cash at ATMs and you will get a decent rate of exchange for them. The best value exchange rate is often to be found at airports in Mexico itself.

Major tip number 2, if possible, use the bureaux de change in Mexican airports, or use protected credit/debit cards to withdraw cash, exchange rates in resorts or in the big hotels tend to be much less competitive (as you would expect)...

Next up, tip 3 - Take only as much money out with you as you think you'll need for the the day. If you happen to see something tempting to buy and don't have quite enough money, a small deposit will always secure it. You can return later on or ask for the item to be delivered to your hotel, this is commonly done.

So, forewarned is forearmed (urk...shouldn't have mentioned arms...still hurting from the jabs)...bleugh... ;)

If anyone else has been to Mexico and has any other good tips, please post a comment! We already know to take plenty of immodium/antacid and to get a good (and strong) deet spray, oh and to book our seats at chosen restaurants on the first day of the visit (to avoid disappointment)...anything else we should know?

21 April, 2008

Mexico Vaccinations...OUCH...

...so after having to cancel my jabs last week thanks to my work "brother in arms" being off sick mit die grippe, this afternoon was the revised occasion for me to enjoy deactivated Hep A and Typhoid cells being stabbed into my arms (in solution) for the good of the trip to El Mehico...

I knew the routine from being a kid, keep the muscles relaxed so the needle goes in easily, and in fact, I didn't even feel them pierce the skin, walked out all proud of myself, and started the trek (down through the Royal Earlswood Estate, golf course and hospital) feeling quite content...then had a rather wobbly few minutes (only five or so) coping with some rather interestingly heightened visual and auditory signals (or perhaps my alert systems were malfunctioning), some of which may have been slightly hallucinatory (I was suddenly starkly aware of a huge number of small animals that may not have actually been present) - staggered back to base and then over the course of the next few hours (trying to sit on my backside as much as possible, lower lip quivering), my upper arms (the ever-so-kind nurse having delivered one dose to each side of my torso) started to both sting and flag, by 2100hrs I could barely lift my right arm above my head, despite it being the recipient of the smaller of the two injections, and by 2250hrs even that was out of the question...and now it has spread to my shoulders...

Sulk... :(

Big Bang - Santa Pod

Big Bang
Yes! Having missed the Volksworld show (thanks to a rather unavoidable appointment the day before), the VW season (this year, for us at least) starts here...! The Big Bang is this weekend, so we spent some of Saturday pulling the camper van to bits, sweeping out all the mud remaining from Bog(sic) Jam 21 last year, stacking it up with beans, soup and tea bags, charging the two batteries, checking the gas bottles, finding our Wellington boots, tarpaulins and Army surplus poncho, umbrellas and gloves. Checking the weather forecast, packing more blankets and checking the windscreen wipers are still operational...(actually the weather forecast doesn't look too bad, but it's better to be on the safe side... ;)

Anyway, this will be our first time to the Big Bang (even though they have been doing it without us for a number of years now), and the line-up seems really rather exciting - all the usual kind of stuff (of course) including VW only "Run What Ya Brung", this time (for the first time ever) it's going to be divided into classes (find the fastest Bug, Splittie, Bay, etc), a bit of pro-drag racing on the Sunday, normal show and shine, but also now "Show and Go" where you earn points both by looking amazing *and* for putting in the fastest time down the strip(!)...live music, fun fair, blah blah blah...

However, the stuff I'm really looking forward to are the events organised by the camper lot -

A special lowering display courtesy of Type Two Detectives (really looking forward to that)
A "Ready, Steady Cook" style competition where entrants will be presented with a bag of ingredients and told to whip up something tasty in the confines of their bus (genius!)
Awning Erection (has the capacity to be hilarious)
Driving Tests (intricate timed course)
Bus Pull (to find Big Bang's strongest person)
Smoothest Drive (with a bucket of water on roof)

- assuming it doesn't piss down with rain all weekend there's actually more to look forward to here than at Bug Jam, I recon! ;)

Just need to top up Colin's oil and buy the last few bits of grub (perishables), and cross our fingers that if we prepare for monsoon weather, it will prove us wrong by being gloriously sunny...*crosses everything else too*... ;)

18 April, 2008

Finks Links #11

Time for another weekly roundup of all that's amused me on the web, not a huge amount this week, but a couple of classics (making up for the lack of numbers)... ;)

A wonderful all analogue digital watch...only 177 being made though (until the Chinese buy one and reverse engineer, of course)...

Following the watch theme, a time-piece that winds itself up using the principles of fluid dynamics...looks pretty cool too!

A glorious collection of (some very intelligent/some extremely unintelligent) graffiti (written word rather than tagging) from around the globe...

30 years too late, a decent Millennium Falcon toy drops out of hyperspace...

The best mug shot...ever...

...hotly pursued by the top 10 t-shirts to get arrested in...*cringe*...(loads a bit slowly, be patient)...

Fancy a nice, relaxing constituational with one of the most ferocious carnivores on the planet?

Next, the incredible tale of the longest cigarette break in history (with bonus time-lapse video goodness)...

A simple to understand diagram spotted on the side of an American "dumpster" (glad they cleared that up for everyone)...

A step-by-step way to create your own sealed Biosphere, complete with life-forms (suitable for desktop or windowsill)...(bonus video goodness)

Cool Food hackers chefs make Bento Boxen inspired by album covers art...

Previous collections can be found here, more next week!

17 April, 2008

Silly Search Terms #12

Well despite thinking (in my last post on this subject) that the search engines had mysteriously improved, only sending relevant queries to my posts, it rather looks like their trousers have fallen back around their respective ankles over the last month or so!

So, rather unexpectedly, another selection of referrals from Google/Yahoo (et al) that didn't quite end up with a happy result upon finding themselves on one post or another on my blog -

"how many homes in uk are number 13" - probably one in every road in the country (at a guess)?

"dogging goring by sea" - Sorry, no idea...

"if a human touches me they are killed instantly" - Wow, how did that query end up here?

"hugh whittingstall chicken run ridiculous wrong posh boy" - Haha...urm...no! ;)

"what is the proper way to walk with crutches. which foot goes first, good one or bad one?" - Urm, I think the idea of crutches is that the bad foot doesn't have to touch down at all, however, I sympathise, it sucks being on crutches...poor searcher (pout+comforting nuzzle)...

"muddy fat german nudists" - *shudder*

"anticdote to methamphetamine" - Sorry, I have absolutely no idea, however, this does mean I probably mis-spelt antidote somewhere on the blog...whoops!

"saxonville sausage case solution" Eh?

"i would like to be cooked" - Well, following the theme, perhaps try some German websites?

"answering objections of homosexuals" - Sorry, not taking responsibility for that task...

"How tos steal street signs" - Do you really need a procedure note?

"the best of torquay housewives" - What is it with Torquay???

"accidents on dartmoor shooting ranges" - I didn't do it! I wasn't even there!

"how to do surgery on Karl Puccino in Amateur Surgeon" - Please...go to the hospital!

"How to cool ur panting dog" - Urm, pour some water on it? Give it a drink? Take it out of the sun?

"cheeky cherry cheese anamations (short)" - Sorry, I'm all out of Cheeky Cherry Cheese...

Previous silly search terms can be found here...

Vaccinations for Mexico

Tonight I'm off to have the essential vaccinations for our honeymoon - (one of the down sides of going to such far away shores) ... and to make it worse, my loving 'husband' has to work late so has left me to go alone.

Think of me all at 5.00 tonight

:)

16 April, 2008

Hiding the Elephant, by Jim Steinmeyer - a review

Hiding the Elephant
So I have just literally this morning finished consuming the last few pages of the incredibly entertaining "Hiding the Elephant" by Jim Steinmeyer, he who designed David Copperfield's illusions and provided stage FX for several Broadway shows (including the staggeringly impressive transformation scene at the climax of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" that Flyingpops and I marvelled/scratched our heads at when in New York)...as such an accomplished creator of the seemingly impossible, Mr Steinmeyer is probably the most uniquely appropriate person to write a definitive history of the "Golden Age of Magic", and he definitely doesn't disappoint.

The story opens in gas-lit Victorian London to the terrified gasps from the audience as "Pepper's Ghost" takes it's first shimmering steps across the stage, through the birth of the Spiritualist movement (and the frauds that both perpetuated, and grew rich from it), onto the lavish productions of the Egyptian Theatre as magic shows came of age, then across the ocean to America, following the desperate attempts by competing shows to clone each others illusions, resorting (on occasion) to robbery, bribery, spying and even (staggeringly) blatantly walking on stage during a show! Watch, through all this as Houdini dreams and struggles for recognition in a field where he is destined to be forever mediocre at best, the crowd clamoring only for his escapes (much to his frustration) leading, eventually, to him lashing out at his idols and crushing competitors around him until his sad undoing by his own arrogance...

At each stage, the seven (yes, only seven) basic concepts behind the most famous illusions in history are clearly explained, with simple diagrams, and even snippets of the originators notes or memoirs to accompany them...where no clear idea remains how the tricks were accomplished (Houndini's vanishing Elephant at the Hippodrome, for example), a very good argument is made for a possible solution, and then, at the last, the author himself takes on the task of re-creating (using masterful detective work, his own considerable experience, and detailed historical research) the final remaining mystery from the time - that of the Vanishing Donkey - an illusion that was somehow never solved until we read of his attempt to perform it live before an audience of fellow magicians in the final chapter...

An unmissable book...

15 April, 2008

Honeymoon preperation

Never one to be caught out with any last minute preparation, Fink and I went on a wee shopping trip on Sunday to start the honeymoon shopping - Shorts for Fink and two bikinis for me.. Now, to further add to our preparation we have just opened our tickets to Mexico

So I guess, this means we really 'are' going....

Now, we are both even more excited and are starting to plan our 14 days over there.... swimming with dolphins, exploring the ruins in Tulum and getting lots of rest and relaxation time... Oh and the current weather over there is 32 degrees

Bring it on!

T-Ray Cameras at Canary Wharf

Interesting...looks like terahertz range cameras are in use at Canary Wharf, normally used by astronomers to render stellar dust clouds invisible, they can be applied terrestrially to peer right through clothing, showing up concealed explosives, drugs and weapons (and the subject's naked outline)...all very "Total Recall"...actually today there were about 15 police officers at the foot of the escalator on the tube, apparently randomly stopping and interviewing people, but it's just possible that someone was using T-Ray vision to steer them towards those who looked like they had something to hide...?

Big Brother can see you in the nude...

11 April, 2008

Fink's Links #10

So, almost getting back to normal, it's time for another weeks worth of everything that was good that appeared on the internets, starting with -

Oh noes! Tornadoes...!

Man declared brain dead says he feels "pretty good"...

On the 3rd of March, 2008 several hundred million Indians tune in to watch the countries most powerful tantrik (dark wizard) attempt to kill someone on live TV using his amazing powers (predictable, although still amusing, results)...

What life will be like in 2008 (written 40 years ago)...

Elfquest (the very enjoyable comic book series that started all the way back in 1978) is coming to the internets (in it's entirety) for free, it's being released gradually over the next year (all 6000+ pages of fun)...disclaimer - look away now if you don't like the idea of elves looking like well-muscled dwarves and riding wolves... ;)

Darvasa - the spectacular result of a rather impressive natural gas tapping FAIL (still burning today)...

When hypnotists attack...!

Thanks to PC World for sponsoring something actually useful - a great list of tools and services available via your pipe (for free)!

Put on your elbow and knee pads to watch Tony Hawk's 360 loop-the-loop challenge (video)...

A clever (and suprising) illustration of exactly the distance covered by Buzz and Neil when mankind first set pressurised boot on the moon...

Suspended animation a reality? Bonus points for room temperature..! That one-way trip to Mars seems a bit more appealing now... ;)

A nice roundup of the extremely charming and creative ways that the Japanese try and disguise barcodes on their packaging...

And finally, why not take a peep at some real US military patches we probably shouldn't be seeing...

Previous links here, more next week!

10 April, 2008

Mr and Mrs FinkAngel - Wedding pictures

Sorry, we *know* everyone is desperate to see the shots, but there are rather a lot to go through, so here are just two professional shots from the wedding day to tantalise you - lots more to follow -
Fink Wedding
Fink Wedding

Canary Wharf - Funny london underground announcement

Canary Wharf tube
So just as I'm getting off the tube at Canary Wharf this morning, a cheeky chappie with a strong East-end accent comes on the tannoy system and announces to all and sundry - "Please note that London Underground do not operate the same access policy as Tesco, you've all got to have a ticket" to much amusement from my fellow commuters, and I imagine to the immense embarrasement of a would-be fare dodger... ;)

09 April, 2008

Sally Lunn's Bath Buns

Sally Lunns #1
Lunchtime in Bath, only one place to go and eat (and thank goodness we were there firmly out of season as apparently the queues can stretch all the way along the road and round the corner!), we were lucky enough only to have a wait of about 3 minutes (behind one other couple) while they cleaned bun-crumbs off the recently vacated tables, and then we were left to examine the menu...they do all sorts of imaginative things with the simple bun, from standard cream teas, right through to hollowing them out, toasting them (to turn them into a mini-edible plate known historically as a "trencher") and filling them up with boeuf bourguignon -
Sally Lunns #2
- I went for the Welsh Rarebit (trencher-style) with a very spicy sweet chutney (which was fantastic), and after dabbing our mouth-corners with napkins, we went down to explore the "kitchen museum" (me only banging my head 3 times in the process) -
Sally Lunns #3
Sally Lunns #4
Sally Lunns #5
- which is quite interesting, but really just a vehicle to sell you more buns...but hey, that's fine as they are jolly nice (we came away with 4)... ;)

08 April, 2008

Roman Baths, City of Bath Review

...and so on to the last day of the honeymoon (boo!) but we do have two weeks all-inclusive in Mexico to look forward to (29 degrees, scattered cloud at the moment, if you were wondering) in about 4 weeks time (yay!), we decided that enough was enough, and one really can't come all the way down to this neck of the woods and not manage to actually visit the city of Bath, so, failing to wake up early (as we had planned) we finally pulled into town (through the fog) mid-morning, took an interesting tour of all the local car parks, and finally found a spot not too far from the heart of the city -
Bath - Roman Baths #1
- the Roman Baths being the *must* do attraction, we headed off there first, deciding to buy the combination ticket which gives you access to the Fashion Museum "for only £3 more" (although we really should have saved the money) -
Bath - Roman Baths #5
- anyway, dodging the school parties (screaming and hitting each other) inside, we collected our audio tour batons, Flyingpops enquiring from the attendant as to how long the tour would take (as we had only put 4 hours on the car parking ticket), to be told that you would spend all day in there if you listened to everything, but the average visit was around 2 hours (fair enough)...the tour starts with a walk around the balcony above the main pool (extraordinarily still consisting of the original Roman engineering of driven piles, rock walls and lead sheeting to master the hot waters from the spring) the tour then leads inside, and is also actually only a very small hop from the street below, making me think we could probably have saved *all* the entrance money and just vaulted the wall (but I kept quiet having already coughed up) -
Bath - Roman Baths #7
Bath - Roman Baths #8
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- past piles of scattered stone work (reclaimed from around the county where it had scattered into various buildings/fields/walls over the intervening years), and then a nice wooden model showing roughly how it all would have appeared when the Romans originally assembled it -
Bath - Roman Baths #6
- past the emergency overflow, which I can imagine getting rather full in the days when Romans would have been jumping in and out of the main pool all day -
Bath - Roman Baths #10
- and then out, stepping on the same stones as the Roman bathers -
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- wandering around the side rooms (very dimly lit) to see the remains of the hypocaust (under floor heating) in the steam room -
Bath - Roman Baths #13
- the frigidarium (plunge pool for the brave/foolhardy) where projected figures wandered the walls, removing and replacing togas as if unquiet ghosts still going about their hygiene routine -
Bath - Roman Baths #17
- then out stepping over the plumbing channel that trickles the hot water from the spring itself into the main pool (we tested the water, contrary to the warning signs on the wall, and it's just a little cooler than I would want a bath at home to be, so actually pretty hot, especially as the place used to have a high roof back in Roman times *and* it was a rather chilly day) -
Bath - Roman Baths #15
- and past some original Roman lead piping that used to feed the pools on the far side -
Bath - Roman Baths #16
- then to the exit, walking past the hot spring itself -
Bath - Roman Baths #18
- and some rather yucky looking tertiary pools preserved by small mist spraying devices (which also help the slime and mould to flourish under the bright lights), and then, even though I had a very bad childhood memory of the experience, we took the waters (again, in my case), it being free to do so, if in possession of a tour ticket -
Bath - Roman Baths #24
- and it tasted precisely as I imagine my own bath water to taste after I've finished washing, rather unpleasant, but it didn't (as I seemed to remember) taste at all of sulphur, so that was a pleasant surprise, if not much of a consolation...anyway, we finished our visit off with a trip through the gift shop (as you do), noting with amusement Harry Potter books in Latin -
Bath - Roman Baths #25
- and casting about my mind unsuccessfully for anyone I disliked enough to bring them back some of the spa water -
Bath - Roman Baths #26
- and then the visit was over, taking us roughly the "average" two hours...

The fashion museum, which was about a ten minute walk away (up a hill past the Royal Mineral Water Hospital...those poor souls with Rheumatic diseases in the 1700s...) -
Bath - Roman Baths #28
Bath - Roman Baths #27
- we spent more time getting to and from than actually in. A bit of a waste of time, the only people in there other than us were a bunch of students who were miserably filling out work sheets and sulking, so you can probably skip this "attraction" and save yourself a few quid (imho) unless you really want to see how uncomfortable it was to wear a corset, although when we got to that (potential highlight) there was no attendant to explain how to go about putting it on, I never even took the lense cap off...

Anyway, then it was time for lunch, and the last of the touristy *musts* (recommended by my folks) of the city was calling... ;)

07 April, 2008

The Hungerford Arms - Farley Hungerford - Review

Back to the mini-honeymoon now, for dinner after visiting Longleat, we decided to go and eat at the Hungerford Arms in Farley Hungerford -
The Hungerford Arms #1
- spurred on by four things. Firstly, the funny sign outside -
The Hungerford Arms #2
- then the close proximity to the both our castle/hotel and to Farley Castle (clear view from the window in the restaurant section) -
The Hungerford Arms #5
- (and handy historic map on the wall) -
The Hungerford Arms #4
- next came our quick glance at the menu from the day before noticing the chef's advice to the diner *not* to request the fillet steak anything above medium (a very good sign) -
The Hungerford Arms #9
- and last but not least the roaring log fire...all of with were rather compelling... ;) We started with the rather startlingly good (and never before encountered) beer battered camembert, followed by fish and chips for Flyingpops (which she confessed was a bit much battery-goodness after the starter) and I couldn't refuse the aforementioned steak (done medium-rare) which was very tasty indeed -
The Hungerford Arms #7
The Hungerford Arms #8
- after dinner we retired to one of the large, and extremely comfortable leather sofas, and enjoyed the warmth of the crackling fire while we finished our drinks and read a little of our holiday novels..absolutely idyllic...
The Hungerford Arms #10