Overheard in the "Iron Horse" pub in Merstham last night (large table of men, plus one woman, playing cards) -
Bloke #1 "Your 'avvin a larf!"
Woman "Nah, just dunno wot you do wiv 'em"
Bloke #1 "Wadda ya mean ya dunno wot you do wiv 'em? You bloody stoopid or summink?"
Bloke #2 "You come to a table of blokes and you wanna talk about that?"
Bloke #1 "Sorry love, but we're 'avin a conversashun abaart PUSSY" (thumps his hand on the table)
Woman "But I fort youlot would be the experts on cock"
Bloke #2 "Two important points here, 1. Why would a confirmed lesbian be interested in what you do with cock, and 2. I would have thought that you'd be HAPPY to join in a conversation about pussy!"
(Table roars with laughter)
Bloke #3 "CAN WE *PLEASE* JUST GET ON WIV DA GAME!"
(FinkAngel retreats to the other bar before his fragile innocence is fractured any further)
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