12 March, 2010

Dave's Gourmet Insanity Sauce

Dave's Insanity Sauce
Ouch... :(

...and I love hot food...I licked a generous dose (about a teaspoon full) off my hand as a sampler at the end of lunchtime (thanks to Alan from the Maths department) and WHOAH...my nose (which was congested) is now completely clear and my throat feels like I had sandpaper for my dinner (I also sweated about a pint and got told by a colleage "you look like you have had a stroke")...checked it out on the internets and this sauce is 180,000 on the scoville scale (the common benchmark here, for reference, is Tabasco sauce - which most people think is spicy) which is about 2500) and was the only sauce ever banned from the American "National Fiery Foods Show" for being too hot...So no blooming wonder my head 'asploded! That was like chewing up and swallowing a couple of raw Scotch Bonnets... :0

*pant*

3 comments:

Darfuria said...

Oh God, I want some!

Tom Hopwood said...

Hah, I use this for mouthwash. Well, I am an insane gourmet after all. I did a Jackson Pollock on the floor afterwards. Hahahahahahahahaha gibber.

¨°º©[ Fink ]©º°¨ said...

I just thank God it didn't hurt as much on the way out as it did on the way in, if you know what I mean... >XP