17 August, 2006

Silly search terms #5

Trying to keep the blog ticking, even though it's *agony* (thank you surrogate typists)... thankfully I keep a lot of saved stuff in the blogger archive, so here is one bit - as you know, I collect the more "unusual" search terms that result in hits I get from the search engines (I just keep an eye on it as I go along)...(looking forward to what I will get when the big "G" indexes the "broken finger" posts(!)...anyway, excuse the formatting (if you will) and enjoy the spurious hits below... ;)

"wikipedia, hot sauce, BDSM" (OMG! Please tell me no-one does that?)
"portaloo fire" (worse than a tipping!)
"Celebrity phone numbers"(not here!)
"bikini jam 20" (Urm, nope, got Bug Jam though?)
"Oliver Rowe gay"(how would I know!?)
"Fink washed leather" (sure it's great(?) but no, I didn't)
"pills in my pocket fink tab" (eh?)
"isle of white lightning" (You will understand if you are from the UK, but look up "White Lightning" if you aren't)... :)

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds really painful! How did you break it?

Unknown said...

Fell over and caught it first on the ground, it being a bit longer than the other ones, oh and in the reverse direction to the one it normally likes to go...my body weight did the rest...

*SNAP* >;0

Anonymous said...

you forgot to say that you were wearing a sumo wrestling outfit at the time, and taking part in party games xx

Anonymous said...

Sumo wrestling outfit?? Party?? Weren't you off with a bad toe/ankle/foot, the day before???

Anonymous said...

Who are all these anonymous cowards?

Anonymous said...

It's not me! Really!

Anonymous said...

Everyone anonymous is gay!

Unknown said...

**right**...guess I'll (ahem...) leave you to it, really good to see you were all so jolly busy today at work... ;)

(wonder if I should have a little look through my IP logs and see who we were?)...I'd *hate* to have to post the details...

For the *good people* - the nice, kind expressions of consolation are much appreciated... ;)

Anonymous said...

0 shit I take it all back1

Unknown said...

How articulate... ;)

Anonymous said...

Yeah nice afternoons work boys

Unknown said...

Honestly, daft as they are, I've never had so many comments...must break more things...NOT! Very odd...Heheh... ;)

bigbluemeanie said...

The anonymice make it sound like fun! Must have been a long Friday afternoon/evening.