12 July, 2010

Raoul Moat - You couldn't make it up...

...this story is just *extraordinary*...!

As if him turning out to be a cross-dressing police informant wasn't a strange enough story twist, can you imagine being one of those armed police, locked in a tense negotiation with a suicidal murderer for hours (in the rain) when suddenly, up pulls a car and out jumps Gazza clutching a fishing rod, some KFC, a loaf of bread, a white dressing gown and a can of lager, yelling "Come on Moaty, it's Gazza"...and he honestly, *honestly* thinks he can defuse the whole thing with a little bit of a chat and a light hearted spot of night fishing..."Oh fine Mr Gascoigne, not sure why we didn't think of that! Yes of course, through you go then, we'll come back in a couple of hours and pick him up"...

It's the answer to the question - if we think *really* hard about what would be absolutely the last thing in the entire world that would help in this situation, what would that be...?

Gazza's agent was later quoted as saying "He's doing what? I'm speechless"...

WTF???????????

2 comments:

Tom Hopwood said...

LOL,they should have used Gazza as a shield with the octopus with a gun in each tentacle as back up.

¨°º©[ Fink ]©º°¨ said...

If you listen to the interview he would be pretty much happy with that role... ;\