"Okay, we got a *great* gig for you guys today, you get up at 5am, dress up in this loose fitting, cheap "Ghostbusters" costume and then spend the next 4 hours reaching down to pick up Metro newspapers and hand them out to members of the public saying 'Win a Sony Ericcsson phone', and remember to keep that smile on your face! We'll be checking!"...
Poor guy...
