TIL - i.e. today I learned...

• Thomas doesn't know anything about daylight saving...
• BBC2 still show Ceefax at 5am (WTF)...
• NOM has entered the (English advertising) language...
• Thomas can help clear up 30 (full) beer cans (he has knocked over) at 5.30am without waking Mummy...
• I am now exhausted...
• Zzzzzz...