"How did something like this happen?"...

..."Black Rock" is still a mystery right now...(LOST)...

Shrill ring in the darkness (my mind swarms towards proper consiousness)! I grab at my C500, in a state of (island-fueled) high alarm and thrust it to my face, "Hello?"...silence...*scream*....static...*laughter*...at the other end..
"Babe? you okay??"....*laughter*...

"Hehe...I've just won a hundred pounds on the bingo! Well, 106 quid anyway...and guess what the winning number was"...?

(Here, my dignity takes over.... ;)

Get me out of here and on holiday, *please*...! It just doesn't work 2nd hand....GRR!