Silly search terms #5

Trying to keep the blog ticking, even though it's *agony* (thank you surrogate typists)... thankfully I keep a lot of saved stuff in the blogger archive, so here is one bit - as you know, I collect the more "unusual" search terms that result in hits I get from the search engines (I just keep an eye on it as I go along)...(looking forward to what I will get when the big "G" indexes the "broken finger" posts(!)...anyway, excuse the formatting (if you will) and enjoy the spurious hits below... ;)

"wikipedia, hot sauce, BDSM" (OMG! Please tell me no-one does that?)
"portaloo fire" (worse than a tipping!)
"Celebrity phone numbers"(not here!)
"bikini jam 20" (Urm, nope, got Bug Jam though?)
"Oliver Rowe gay"(how would I know!?)
"Fink washed leather" (sure it's great(?) but no, I didn't)
"pills in my pocket fink tab" (eh?)
"isle of white lightning" (You will understand if you are from the UK, but look up "White Lightning" if you aren't)... :)